Dàjiā hǎo, wǒ sì Dr. Mchinm. Wǒ yào jièsào de zèige ānlí yuánzì yú Zōngguó, yǐjīng fābiǎo zāi le Yíngyǔ wénxiàn sàng. Tā jiào Jíbó, xīwàng tā néng zǎodiǎn sǐ. Língwài, Yuánshén fēicáng wéixiǎn, qǐng wù mófǎng běn sìpín zōng de xíngwéi. Xièxiè.
(The text above is based on Hanyu Pinyin. 上述文字基于汉语拼音)
大家好,我是 Dr. Mchinm。我要介绍的这个案例源自于中国,已经发表在了英语文献上。他叫只因博,希望他能早点死。另外,《原神》非常危险,请勿模仿本视频中的行为。谢谢。
(Translated: Hello everyone, I’m Dr. Mchinm. The case I want to introduce is from China and has been published in the English literature. His name is Zhinbo, and I hope he can die soon. By the way, Genshin Impact is very dangerous. Please do not imitate t he behavior in this video. Thank you.)
OP is a 14-year-old man, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious. Paramedics tell the admitting nurse that they saw him have multiple seizures in the ambulance.
OP 是一位 14 岁男性,送到急诊室时已失去知觉。院前人员告诉急诊护士,称他们看到 OP 在救护车上多次抽搐。
OP was a middle school student who was getting ready for an examination. Being an FW of the space, he had no good idea of what does and doesn’t work for him during prep.
OP 是个正为考试做准备的苦命中学生。作为领域内的 FW,他对准备阶段什么有用什么没用一概不知。
Being 14, he noticed over the last couple years that his grades started falling down heavily that he never thought before. Every time he needed to get prepared for a test, the fallen grades would just seem harder to increase. This isn’t something that’s out of the ordinary when someone doesn’t study, but OP was a student. He needed to get the best possible grades, so these bad grades needed to go.
他今年 14 岁,过去几年里,他注意到自己的成绩出现了他从未设想过的严重下滑。每当他为小测准备的时候,他跌落的成绩看来愈发无法提高。成绩下滑对不学无术的人来说相当平常,但 OP 是个学生,他需要尽己所能地努力取得好成绩,他得想办法摆脱这些低分。
OP read online about a video game called Genshin Impact. Others in his class had talked about it, including his best friend. This is a new open world adventure game independently developed by miHoYo. The game takes place in a fantasy world called Teyvat, where the person chosen by God will be given the Vision to guide the power of the elements. You will play a mysterious role called ‘Traveler’, meet companions with different personalities and unique abilities in free travel, defeat strong enemies with them, and find lost relatives - at the same time, gradually explore the truth of the ‘allogene’(Genshin)
(We used the technology of machine translation 我们使用了机翻的技术)
OP 在网上找到一款名为《原神》的电子游戏。其是由米哈游自主研发的一款全新开放世界冒险游戏。游戏发生在一个被称作「提瓦特」的幻想世界,在这里,被神选中的人将被授予「神之眼」,导引元素之力。你将扮演一位名为「旅行者」的神秘角色,在自由的旅行中邂逅性格各异、能力独特的同伴们,和他们一起击败强敌,找回失散的亲人——同时,逐步发掘「原神」的真相。
But not only that, these online articles kept mentioning that Genshin Impact can act exactly in his study. He conluded, Genshin Impact would be something easy for him to add to his daily schedule as he downloaded it to his devices. OP was used to make a schedule and had his own system in place, but this time, something would be wrong.
不只如此,那些帖子还提到《原神》对他的学习大有所助。他据此推断,将《原神》安排他的日程表当中便好,所以他在他的设备上下载了《原神》。OP 一直有自己做日程表的习惯,形成了自己的系统。但这次,意外出现了。
The icons of many Two-dimensional games are of a character’s face and Genshin Impact is no exception. While making his schedule, OP got a crush on Eula Lawrence (In one opinion, it should be ‘尤菈·劳伦滋’/‘Youla Laolunzi’). He is very crazy about her. He thought everything is similar. He continued making his schedule not realizing he added more than 200 times the regular Genshin Impact to his schedule. At his home now, OP was playing. As he started playing, he launched Genshin Impact, shouted, ‘Genshin Impact, sutato!’ and continued to play for nearly 200 000 hours.
许多二次元游戏的图标都是一个角色的面部,《原神》亦是如此。做日程表的时候,OP 对优菈·劳伦斯(一说为「尤菈·劳伦滋」)心动不已。他对优菈的爱近乎癫狂,他觉得眼前的一切似乎并无区别,他继续做他的日程表,却不曾留意自己把逾常规 200 倍的《原神》剂量加入日程表。回到家,他开始游戏,准备开玩儿时,他缄默着打开了《原神》,突然歇斯底里地大吼道:「《原神》,启动!——」,然后他废寝忘食地持续玩了 200 000 个小时。
OP didn’t really feel anything wrong. He kept going on with his study. But within minutes, he started noticing that he was shaking. He tried to stop it, but he couldn’t. He heart started racing, and he felt a sense of doom shrouding over him. An uncomfortable sensation started permeating through his jaw as he started feeling like he couldn’t breathe.
OP 一开始感觉并无大碍,他继续自己的学习。但片刻过后,他发现自己的身体不断战栗着,他想要停下却没有办法。他的心脏怦怦直跳,一种大难将至的想法开始笼罩着他,还有一种难受的感觉渗透到了他的下巴,他感觉自己无法呼吸了。
But it wasn’t over. OP started shaking violently, losing consciousness. The teacher noticed him, and she calls for 911, and he’s brought to the emergency room where we are now. At examination, the medical team notes that OP’s heart rate and blood pressure were slightly elevated, and his seizures keep recurring. He doesn’t regain consciousness in-between each convulsion. When they looked at his eyes, both pupils were dilated, which is better than if they were different sizes from each other, but still not good given that OP would stay unconscious after each seizure.
这还没完,OP 开始剧烈抽搐,失去意识,老师注意到他,拨打了 120,OP 也被送进了我们所在的急诊室内。在进行身体检查时,医疗团队注意到 OP 的心率和血压略微升高,他的抽搐症状反复。在抽搐的间隔中,他无法恢复意识。他们观察 OP 眼睛的时候,他的两个瞳孔都扩大了,当然,比不等大等圆好。但鉴于 OP 在每次抽搐发作之后都未能恢复意识,他的情况并不乐观。
Obviously, OP has Hypereulemia. ‘hyper-’ meaning high, ‘eul’ referring to Eula and ‘-emia’ meaning presence in blood. High Eula in blood. Knowing what we know now, this all gives us a better idea of how OP could be treated. As long as he stops playing Genshin Impact to study hard can Eula in his blood be cut down. One hour after he stopped playing. OP’s heart rate normalized. He was able to regain consciousness, and start to kind of resemble his normal self several hours after medicine was given to terminate his serzures.
很明显,OP 有高优血症,「hyper-」的意思是 high(高),「eul」指 Eula(优菈),「-emia」的意思是 presence in blood(在血液中存在)。在血液中的优菈含量高。了解了这些,我们就能更好地知道怎么治疗 OP 了。只要他不再游玩《原神》,转而努力地学习知识,他体内的优菈就得以减少。停止游玩 1 小时后,OP 的心率恢复正常,在服用了抗癫痫药物的几小时后,他得以恢复意识,重回正常状态。
Eula passes through the body fairly quickly. Half-life is a measure of how long it takes for the blood level of that substance to be reduced by half. For Eula, it’s an hour or two. Through out his hospital stay, the medical team could see the Eula levels cut in half, but at a rate much slower than ‘an hour or two’ because in the setting of overdose, using regular function to describe what’s happening isn’t accurate.
优菈在体内的代谢速度相对较快,我们用半衰期来衡量物质在血液内的浓度降低一半的时间。优菈的半衰期在 1~2 小时左右。在 OP 住院期间,医疗团队注意到他的优菈水平减半了,不过,在过量摄入的前提下,这一减半速率要比正常情况下的「1~2 小时左右」要慢得多,用常规情况来类比当前状况显然是不够准确的。
But despite the nonstop recurring seizures, and the loss of consciousness, the crushingly high blood pressure and dangerous heart rhythm that could have lead to sudden death, OP when he regained consciousness was able to talk. He was a little confused as to where he was and what happened. But over the following 24 hours, the medical team were able to confirm that OP’s blood tests, physical and neurologicall exam were normal, as he was discharged from the intensive care unit, and he was able to make a full recovery.
尽管 OP 经历了重复抽搐,失去知觉,极高的血压和可能导致猝死的危险心律,他还是得以重新恢复意识、开口说话。他刚开始还有点儿困惑,不知自己身处何处,发生何事,但随着接下来 24 小时的入院观察,医疗团队得以确认 OP 的血检,身体和神经系统检查均报告正常,他便得以从 ICU 出院,彻底恢复健康。
Thanks so much for watching. Take care of yourself and be well.
非常感谢您的观看,请照顾好自己,并健康地生活。
后记
文案整体参考了@Chubbyemu (胖鸸鹋)的视频:
《一位健美运动员不慎摄入了超大量的壮阳药,这是他的大脑发生的变化》
《一位农夫往自己的下体喷了一升百草枯,他的器官是这么衰竭的》等
开头的汉语拼音正词法参考了:
推荐性国家标准《汉语拼音正词法基本规则》(GB/T 16159-2012)
《原神》部分的翻译参考了:
《原神中英日辞典》
查看更多有关《原神》的内容:
https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/
本案例纯属虚构,本作品中提及的症状名称没有参考价值,本作品的英语部分没有参考价值。「尤菈·劳伦滋」为魏屹博作品中的虚构人物。
本作品无意冒犯任何个人及团体。我(作者)与 Chubbyemu、北大方正、米哈游、HoYoverse 等集团没有任何关系。
本文章原作于2024年2月21日,这一版本根据目前的实际情况作出了改进。
基于《Pages 文稿》/based on Pages1
注释
- 指初版。 ↩
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